I had the wierdest dream last night.
It involved you, miss Dani Roberts, Kate Moss and some dark haired girl who was a complete bitch, called Ellie.
Anyway me and dani were in brentwood drinking when one of the girls started a fight with Dani, pushed her on the ground and stole her phone.
Obviously James is having none of it, so he chases them. Dani just goes home crying.
Next thing I remember I was in hornchurch outside Lloyds.
This girl Ellie ran off towards the queens thatre but Kate Moss ran straight on. Deciding that I could out-run Kate I chased after her and left Ellie.
I caught Kate, grabbed her hair and pulled her along the street into the middle of the road. At this point I threatened to throw her into the road and into oncoming traffic, if she didn't tell me where Ellie was with Dani's phone. Whilst screaming at her, "No one does that to my friend!" and "What the fuck did she do to you?!"
I demanded ellie's phone number from kate, and I called her, putting on a perfect impression of Kate Moss' voice, coaxing her back to Lloyds saying the coast was clear.
I then trapped Ellie, got Dani's phone back, and returned it to Dani back in Brentwood.
All in all it was a happy ending. With me being the violent, woman-beating, mentallist super-hero that everyone loves.
I just thought I would share it before I forgot it.
xjx